Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Day of the Utensil
Monday, January 25, 2010
Quick Hits
So, I'm reading The Onion AV Club's "Gateway to Geekery" article on Northern Soul and one of the songs they featured is this gem from girl group The Flirtations out of South Carolina. The vocals have a definite Michael Jackson-like quality to them, which I guess is sorta interesting since the lead singer here is a female. But, the song is 2 minutes and 30 seconds of soul-pop wonderfulness.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Live Mutations!
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Chess Expressions

Herein follow minutes concerning the Earth House Chess Club meeting on 01/14/10.
(Or "Why I never win; the nature of the beast.")
On this day we begin the 11th meeting of the Earth House Chess Club.
Total members = 2
Including: Bradley Jones, Ian Doe
Quoted conversation:
"Have you been thinking of them for a long time?" Charlie 5 said.
"Not really, just for the last few minutes." Brad replied.
"Is it the piano?"
"Yes."
"Want me to ask him to stop playing?"
"No, a suicide machine would be easier."
"Need help building it?"
"Sure, I was actually hoping you might set it into motion for me?"
"What were you thinking of?"
End Quoted Segment.
Brad removed an ink pen from a dented canister on the front counter and sketched a rough diagram for Charlie 5. The plan called for a dog dish filled with wet food, two foot-long lengths of string, 14 dominoes, several cats-eye marbles, a series of pulleys and levers, and finally a child-sized crossbow loaded with a razor tipped, poison dipped arrow positioned to launch from one side of the sanctuary and accurately pierce Brad's heart at the other. Brad pointed with his toe to a spot on the floor stained by espresso coffee (a story in itself) and announced that this was the place where he would be conveniently seated on a stool to make certain the arrows purpose.
Charlie 5 agreed to the plan and they set to it's realization. Just as they finished, the two were interrupted by Billy Joel harshly striking a sour note at the piano and coming to a full stop. Both looked up questioningly.
Quoted conversation:
"God damn fuck fuck fuck!" Billy Joel said.
"What happened?" asked Charlie 5
"Sour note. Everything on this piano works perfectly except this one fucking note and it drives me crazy. How am I supposed to even play this piece of shit?"
"Maybe you shouldn't.." Brad said.
"I've got to, fucking song goes though my head all day and I need to play it fucking perfectly; it's like one of those infected splinters in your finger and you can't think of anything but getting the fucker out. It's making me sick."
"You know the key is bad, but still complain. What do you expect?"
"You obviously have no idea what it's like to be an artist, dude."
"Is it like being an idiot who expects a repeated action to arrive at an impossible, however so desired, consequence?"
End Quoted Segment.
At this Billy Joel turned back the the piano to begin again. Brad sighed and made his way to the carefully positioned stool in defeat. Sitting so as to make his chest an open a target as possible, he pointed to his heart, then motioned for Charlie 5 to set the machine into motion.
The sequence of steps was flawless. Brad felt a rush of anxiety and hope, despite his resolve, as the order of opperations approached the crossbow's trigger. The deadly missle's tip glinted for a split-second as it took flight. It whistled across the room. Brad closed his eyes. The arrow glided just past his neck, he felt the fletchings brush against him, before burying itself in the wall some feet behind.
He opened his eyes. Charlie 5 shrugged at him scratched his head. Billy Joel contiued his playing, the sour note rapidly approaching.
Quoted conversation:
"Load it up again Charlie 5, maybe it will work this time." Brad said.
End Quoted Segment.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Do the Bloggy Blog!
All right, stop whatcha doin 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to [from this blog]. I look funny but yo I'm makin money see, so world I hope you're ready for me [and my new co-bloggers]. Now gather round, we're the new fools in town and our sound's laid down by the underground. We drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf, so just let me introduce myself [and my co-bloggers].
First up, his name is Bradley, pronounced very radly. Yo ladies, oh how he'd like the hump thee. And all the other bloggers in the top ten, please allow him to bump thee.
Next up is Mr. Rowland, pronounced like rock n rollin'. He likes to rhyme, he likes his beats funky, he's spunky, he likes his oatmeal lumpy. He's sick wt dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes he gets ridiculous, he'll up all your crackers and your licorice.
It's a new era here at Koopa's Hideaway. New header & layout (thanks "Elle"!!!) and new bloggers. Same awesomeness you've grown accustomed to. It's KH3.0.
Facebook | rowland1964 Notes
3 lemons
can of chicken stock or broth
fresh tyme
1 onion
4 cloves of garlic
box linguini
1/2 stick butter
olive oil
1 pac chicken breasts
dice one small onion
strip leaves off tyme about 1/3 cup
mince garlic
zest lemons
juice lemons
cube chicken
start boiling the waterfor the pasta. cook chicken in skillet with a little olive oil salt & pepper and set aside
in a seperate skillet start to sautae onions in the butter and a little oil so it doesn't start to smoke, when they are translucent add garlic sautae for anothe minute
add lemon juice (about 1/3 to 1/2 cup), chicken broth(the same amount as lemon juice) lemon zest, almost all the time and let reduce.
at the same time you start the onions start the linguini
once the linguini is done and the sauce has reduced put the pasta into the skillet with the sauce and toss, also add the little remaining tyme
then feed people
if its good, YES!
IF IT SUX, YOU MADE IT WRONG YOU MORON!
this is good, it is what my son and wife ask me to make almost weekly, my daughter only eats cheese and chicken nuggets."
Friday, January 15, 2010
What Have I Been Up To?
Before I get too deep into blogging again, I need to account for the 3+ years I've been absent from this blog. I owe it to my lovingly concerned readers, who I'm sure called their area hospitals looking for new patients named "King Koopa" and drove down country roads searching the ditches for my twisted frame. I'm alive, I'm well, and if you're reading this I assume you're about the same. So, what have I been up to?
1) I got married to "Elle"!
2) I travelled the world by bumper boat.
3) I got two orange kitty cats, Otis & Newton.
4) I voted in an election for the first time.
5) I invested heavily in beanie babies. Oops.
6) I contracted Hoof & Mouth disease.
7) I turned 30. Boo.
8) I bought a sweet ride!
9) I got laid off. Boooo.
10) I lost weight! Back in my 36-30s, natch.
11) Ron Artest's R&B label "Tru Warrior" issued my solo debut as compensation for punching me.
11a) I went platinum in Morocco!
12) I started wearing curduroy pants again.
13) I started a small business based on inspection/maintenance for stormwater treatment units.
14) I set up a wireless network in my house to connect my laptop, external hard drives, and stereo.
And, that brings us up to the present. I just set up the wireless network yesterday and it is a wonder to behold. I have wireless access to all 22,083 music files on my iTunes and can play them on my wireless speakers with a single click. Longtime dream come true. Next up, I'm DJ-ing for my old buddy Jason Rowland's gallery show at the Murphy Building here in Indy on February 5th. Here's a link to his stuff on Etsy. But, more on that later!
Enough exposition, right?...lets get to the music! This track is fresh as Binaca, with equal parts Brazillian Girls, New Young Pony Club & LCD Soundsystem. And, I've not played it for anybody but "Elle", Otis & Newton. I hope your dance moves are as good as Newton's!
The Phenomenal Handclap Band - 15 to 20 (feat. Lady Tigra)
Update:
Thursday, January 14, 2010
That Old Heat
So, the past six months I've really been getting back into hip hop, primarily mid-to-late 90's NY stuff. These two tracks are ones I've discovered that absolutely slay. Both tracks are DJ Premier beats, and you can. not. front. on Primo. The Group Home "Supa Star" track was sampled for DJ Cam's "Gangsta Shit (live)". The Showbiz & AG track is one of those tracks that anyone with an appreciation for hip hop will fall in love with.
Showbiz & AG - Next Level (DJ Premier remix)
Group Home - Supa Star
Me -> Saddle, Again

Saturday, November 11, 2006
The Jamming Iroquois
You owe me one, Buster. This took entirely too long.
Deeper Underground (live)
Sunny (live)
Hollywood Swingin (live) Highly recommended
Cosmic Girl (live)
Bad Girl (live) Recommended for bad girls only
Scam (live)
Music of the Mind (live)
Getting Down (live)
When You Gonna Learn (live)
God Made Me Funky
Mr. Moon (live)
Who The Funk Do You Think You Are (live)
Return of the Space Cowboy (live) Soberly Recommended
Stillness in Time (live)
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Election Day Blues
Sergio Mendes - Fool On the Hill
I thought I might vote today, but I didn't. If I had to vote for something, I'd vote for this song being totally cool. It's got that swinging, breezy vibe to it. And, it's a cover of a Beatles tune. I love Beatles covers.
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Tighten Up
"See? Now, I could make it even tighter if I wanted, if I wanted to cave in your chest. It's one of the many ways to silently kill your enemy that I learned from my neighbor who was in 'Nam."Jamiroquai - Tighten Up (Live)
My buddy Jasper, aka Doc McGradencrock, aka B-Rad, hooked up the live Jamiroquai track on a mix he made me this week. It lives up to the awesomeness of the original, by Archie and the Drells. I'm surprised I'd never heard it, but I haven't gone out of my way to collect all Jamiroquai's live covers. The sound quality is very good.
Peace out.
Monday, October 16, 2006
Pin the Tail on the Jackass
Van Morrison - It's All Over Now, Baby Blue [mp3]
Beck - Jack-ass (Lowrider Remix) [mp3]
Beck - Jack-ass [mp3]
Back to Beck and his samples...this one is my favorite. Van Morrison & Them's version of Dylan's "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue" was playing at my buddy Seth's place one day, and my antenna perked up, making mental connections, and searching the databanks for the link. Didn't need a dish or cable, my ol' antenna processed the signal just fine and with very little fuzz, thank you very much. The echo-y keyboards and guitars, it's the backbone of Beck's "Jack-ass" from Odelay. Both songs are among my favorites. The Lowrider remix sounds more than a little dated. Sounds like the Stereo MC's or something. It's sorta rare though, I guess...if that means anything anymore in the age of limewire...
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Monday, October 09, 2006
Guess Who's Back?
King Koopa is back in the game. Mick Jagger w/ Ry Cooder - Memo To Turner [mp3]
Say, did anybody else notice Beck sampled Herbie Hancock's "Chameleon" for his new single "Cellphone's Dead"? Here's a high school band playing "Chameleon", from DJ Shadow's compilation "Schoolhouse Funk".
Monday, April 17, 2006
Curtain Call
And so, another era of the internet has come to a close, albeit with a whimper and nary a condolatory sniffle. King Koopa is hanging up his blogging shoes. That’s right world, you don’t have King Koopa to kick around the blogosphere anymore. From this point on, I will no longer be a “blogger”, except in the past tense. I never had any pride in being a blogger anyway; in fact, I was always somewhat ashamed to include myself among a group of people who feel compelled to share with the world any and all sorts of information that nobody else cares about but themselves. I tried to make my posts interesting, but I realize that Koopa’s Hideaway was always a pretty insular place that primarily served to keep my mind active during down times at my job. I’d be fooling myself if I thought Koopa’s Hideaway was anything more than a glorified diary with a soundtrack. The only Hideawayheads were friends of mine who were as bored as I was and felt obliged to click over to my blog from time to time. My Site Tracker told me I averaged about 20-30 visitors a day, but most of them were probably looking for transgender midget porn or something.
Unfortunately, the powers that be at my office have decided that I need to concern myself with only work matters during work hours. “They” don’t have any guidance for what I should do instead of using the internet (in fact, twiddling my thumbs was proposed by one of the higher-ups), but “they” told me that my use of the internet during work hours must come to a close. I’m a chronically under-stimulated person and I don’t look forward to what lies ahead during my time of boredom around here. The temptation to double click on my Internet Explorer icon and visit Koopa’s Hideaway again will be ever-present and excruciating, like a recovering crack addict living next to Bobby and Whitney.
My co-workers should expect to be interrupted much more frequently with conversations about off-season football moves, the weather, and other nonsense that people talk about when they don’t have anything to talk about. I’ll still be able to check my Yahoo email and surf around a little bit during lunch and after work, but the whole point of this blog was to kill time during work. I’m not going to blog from home, because I’ve got better things to do with my free time. I leave you with one of my favorite Bob Dylan songs, and one of the best “goodbye” songs ever written. Each party is sorta sad to see the other one leave, but both parties realize that things have come to an end. The only thing left is the inevitable journey to the next thing down the road. By saying goodbye, we’re already halfway there.
Bob Dylan – Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right (Demo) [from the soundtrack to “No Direction Home]
It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe
It don't matter, anyhow
An' it ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe
If you don't know by now
When your rooster crows at the break of dawn
Look out your window and I'll be gone
You're the reason I'm trav'lin' on
Don't think twice, it's all right
It ain't no use in turnin' on your light, babe
That light I never knowed
An' it ain't no use in turnin' on your light, babe
I'm on the dark side of the road
Still I wish there was somethin' you would do or say
To try and make me change my mind and stay
We never did too much talkin' anyway
So don't think twice, it's all right
It ain't no use in callin' out my name, gal
Like you never did before
It ain't no use in callin' out my name, gal
I can't hear you any more
I'm a-thinkin' and a-wond'rin' all the way down the road
I once loved a woman, a child I'm told
I give her my heart but she wanted my soul
But don't think twice, it's all right
I'm walkin' down that long, lonesome road, babe
Where I'm bound, I can't tell
But goodbye's too good a word, gal
So I'll just say fare thee well
I ain't sayin' you treated me unkind
You could have done better but I don't mind
You just kinda wasted my precious time
But don't think twice, it's all right
Stay classy, planet earth. And, thanks for stopping by.
Encore: Kaada - Thank You For Giving Me Your Valuable Time. This track is my favorite way to end a mix cds. You'll enjoy it for that reason, as well. Kaada is a Scandinavian (Norwegian?) sample artist who sometimes sings over his songs, as he does on this one. This song sounds like a Motown song done by a benevolent alien who studied earth by listening to AM radio transmissions. The perfecto closer.
Koopa out.
Friday, March 31, 2006
Don't Move A Muscle
So, I leave for Hawaii next Wednesday. I can’t wait. This pasty Midwestern boy is ready to kick it on “island time” for a week. Yesterday, I talked to one of my buddies from LA who is going and he’s hooking up a resort hotel in Waikiki for like $60/night. We’ll be splitting our time between there and our friend’s place who lives in some village on Oahu and teaches biology or something. Pays to have friends who have friends in the service industry. You bet yer booty it does.
Here’s another mix I’ve made for the trip. This one is sort of a hangover-friendly morning mix. Island-stylee. I’m calling this one “Don’t Move a Muscle”, it’s one of the most chill mixes I’ve made in awhile. Nothing to get too excited about here, just lay around for a minute and get your wits about you. We’ll go from there…
Curtis Mayfield – Blue Monday People
Lou Rawls – Willow Weep For Me
Feist – Gatekeeper (XFM Version w/ Broken Social Scene)
Shuggie Otis – Island Letter
Charlie Byrd – It’s Impossible
Beck – Ramshackle
Nick Drake – Pink Moon
Herbie Mann – What’s Going On
BB King – Chains and Things
Curtis Mayfield – We People Who Are Darker Than Blue
George Benson – Nature Boy
Shuggie Otis – Aht Uh Mi Hed
Ernest Ranglin – Surfin
Ry Cooder – Poor Man’s Shangri-La
Daniel Lanois – Desert Rose
JJ Cale – Magnolia
Shuggie Otis – Freedom Flight
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Happy Relatively-Close-Birthday To Me!
So, I’m laying around last night with Elle and I bring up the subject of my birthday present, which isn’t exactly around the corner, but it’s coming up soon enough. She had mentioned the night before on the phone that she had been looking on the internet for my birthday stuff. I got her to begrudgingly give me a clue, which was “It has to do with the Civil War”. I’ve been to Gettysburg and I’ve read some stuff about history, so I was pretty excited already. Here was my thought progression: Uhh...slaves?...sex slave?...the Underground Railroad?...a Grand Funk Railroad record?...wait, no the war was technically over states rights, right?...and we live in a state capital...the state to the right of us on the map is Ohio...but, nothing really happens in Ohio...Lincoln?...I've been to the home he was born in...and irreverantly participated in an adoption rights protest in front of his monument while I was in a soccer tournament in DC as a kid...Hey, there's a park in Chicago called Lincoln Park...we stayed near there for the Feist show!...but I really hope it doesn't have anything to do with Linkin Park...although they do sound pretty good w/ Jay-Z...music music music...I think there's also a park called Grant Park in Chicago...and, didn't I recently confuse where we stayed as Grant Park instead of Lincoln Park?...only to have Elle correct me and tell me that Lollapalooza was at Grant Park?...Hey, wasn't Grant a Yankee general?...gotcha!: It’s Lollapalooza in GRANT Park, Chicago (Aug 4-6). That was it, and I knew it, and I told her that I knew what it was. Incredulous and doubtful of my Sherlockian qualities, she said there was “no way”. I asked if she wanted me to guess and, still irrationally skeptical of my powers of deduction, she said “yeah, sure”. I then proceeded to simultaneously blow her mind and ruin my the surprise of my birthday present in one fell swoop. But, considering that hotels must be booked and whatnot, I think it’s best to know now. If you haven’t seen the lineup for this year’s Lollapalooza, you’re in for a surprise because I dare say that it is the best lineup I’ve ever seen for a festival. Bar none. And, fewer hippies than any other festival ever…I hope.
Question: Could I be more excited? Answer: No.
Question: Is my girlfriend, like, super awesome? Answer: Yes.
Here’s a sampling of the bands that will rock my own personal Kasbah from Friday till Sunday, with nary a drum circle to break my mood. Want to join us? Belly up to the bar, partner.
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kanye West, Manu Chao (mp3: Clandestino), Wilco (mp3: Student Loan Stereo, from one of the "Can't Stand It" cd singles), Death Cab For Cutie, The Raconteurs (see 2/24 post), The Flaming Lips (see 2/24 post), Ween, The Shins, Common, Matisyahu (his interview with The Onion), Ryan Adams (mp3: I See Monsters, live from XM Studios, Spring '05), Thievery Corporation, Broken Social Scene (mp3: Almost Crimes, the original , unreleased version), The New Pornographers, Iron & Wine, Eels, Panic! At the Disco, The Disco Biscuits , Andrew Bird, Gnarls Barkley (see 2/24 post), Stars (mp3: This Charming Man, a Smiths cover), Blackalicious, Lyrics Born, Calexico, Feist, Aqualung, The Go! Team (mp3: Huddle Formation, RJD2 remix)…on and on goes the list…
Friday, March 17, 2006
Happy McDrinky Day
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Hideawayheads! Let’s cut the crap about what the true meaning of the holiday is. It’s a day for drinkin’. I can’t help the fact that a black and tan really does sound super delicious right now. Tonight, I’m gonna catch a buzz, enjoy the merriment of my fellow man in the over-crowded ambience of a faux-Irish drinking establishment and leave it at that. I don’t need to hear bagpipes; in fact, I’d prefer not to. In fact, since the street-level intent of this holiday is excessive drinking, I wanna hear party songs, not The Chieftans. And, wouldn’t ya know it, I’ve compiled a new party mix this week. I did it in preparation for my upcoming trip to Hawaii for a friend’s wedding, but a party is a party. Drink up the goodness and be safe.1. Belle & Sebastian-I'm a Cuckoo (Avalanches Remix)
2. The Go! Team-Ladyflash
3. Kid Koala-Third World Lover
4. The Rolling Stones-Miss You (Dr. Dre Remix)
5. Diplo-Gold Digger (Remix)
6. Curumin-Guerriero
7. Jorge Ben-Taj Mahal
8. Brazilian Girls-Pussy
9. DJ Shadow Mix-I Can't Go For That
10. DJ Ayres-Get It Twisted
11. DJ Danger Mouse-Tom's Diner (Remix)
12. The Beastles-Pass the Word
13. The Beastles-Tripper Trouble
14. Beck-Girl (8 Bit Remix)
15. Mylo-Drop the Pressure
16. White Stripes vs Biggie-Hypnotize the Army
17. The Game feat. 50 Cent-Love It or Hate It
18. Gnarls Barkley-Crazy
19. J Live & Thes One - Give It Up




Ry Cooder - Tear Drops Will Fall

